In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.

Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear.

The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole.

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.

I'm vile and perverted. I'm obsessed and deranged. I've existed for years but very little has changed. I'm the tool of the government and industry too. For I'm destined to rule and regulate you. You may think I'm pernicious, but you can't look away. I'll make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say. I'm the best you can get... have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozing out of your TV set.

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.