If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.
The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.
Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity
He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.