Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.

People like to own things.

All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.

I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.