Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

There is no hell, there's only France

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.

You know, people are basically shitty

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.