Basically I'm in the idea business -- whether it's a musical idea or a spoken idea ... If you wind up with a political system that wants to put idea men out of business, then you have worry on your hands.

The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.

Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.