The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity

You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.

It seems that the problem with government as an institution is uniformly bad, worldwide. It may be the ONLY thing that binds all nations together - the incompetence of all of their governments...The unions are the mafia, which is the CIA, which is the Catholic Church, which is the government, which is what's the difference? It's corrupt! It's the same guys pulling these strings, you know? One day he pulls the string and this lamp comes out, the next say he pulls the string and there's a missile coming out.

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

A composer's job involves the decoration of fragments of time.

Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.