Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her.

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.

I don't expect that Albert Gore is going to become president, and I certainly hope we never see Tipper Gore in the White House. Can you imagine Tipper saying, "Just say no"?

Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money.

It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.