Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality. Freedom of speech, freedom of religious thought, and the right to due process for composers, performers and retailers are imperiled if the PMRC and the major labels consummate this nasty bargain.

Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.

Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.

The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on.

My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.