Very few people do covers of my tunes.
Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get a big ovation while the smoke bombs go off, and the motorized lights in your truss twirl around.
How can I lose? I've already offended everybody!
Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.
Never bend over for a Christian.
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!