Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport

The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.

Well Mike, I'm abnormal.

Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.

I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.

Hendrix is one of the most revolutionary figures in today's pop culture, musically and sociologically.