Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport

The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.

. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

The FCC extorts broadcasters by threatening to take away their licenses for infringements which are usually the result of complaints from an extreme, right wing, tiny bunch of individuals.

Bobby Martin has another project. He's building a house. He's out there at 6 o'clock in the morning hammering nails.

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.