Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport

Nothing I've ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.

The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on.

Kid's heads are filled with so many nonfacts that when they get out of school they're totally unprepared to do anything. They can't read, they can't write, they can't think. Talk about child abuse. The U.S. school system as a whole qualifies.

I think that if you use the so-called "strong words" you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.

Most people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom.