Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?

Jazz is the music of unemployment.

Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them. With reading comprehension being what it is in the U. S., you can safely toss that one out the window. If you want to judge by the listening habits of people who buy records, the first thing they do is put it on and talk over it.

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed.

who are the brain police?

The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.