How can I lose? I've already offended everybody!

Bobby Martin has another project. He's building a house. He's out there at 6 o'clock in the morning hammering nails.

People like to own things.

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destinies; people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy, government exists because (and only so long as) individual citizens give it a temporary license to exist, in exchange for a promise that it will behave itself. In a democracy, you own the government. It doesn't own you.

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.

Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.

It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.