Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.

I want a girl that can swallow my pride.

I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right.

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.

You don't think I work 14 hours a day right now?! I mean, I still put in the hours, I still do the work.

In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.

It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.