Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.

My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.

The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on.

If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.

Unbind your mind, there is no time.