The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

I want a girl that can swallow my pride.

Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz.