The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is wonderful. Caution! Buffoons on the Hill! Wallowing in blabber and spew, regiments of ex-lawyers and used-car salesmen attempt to distract us from the naughty little surprises served up by deregulated corporate America.

Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.

You can't escape the puking sphinx.

I think that if you use the so-called "strong words" you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.

Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?