We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.

The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business

Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them.

How can I lose? I've already offended everybody!

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.