Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think I'm wrong. The number of people who thought Hitler was right did not make him right... Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.

I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.

The whole music business in the United States is based on numbers, based on unit sales and not on quality. It's not based on beauty, it's based on hype and it's based on cocaine. It's based on giving presents of large packages of dollars to play records on the air.

My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.