Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it's much better musically than much of what's available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.

I mean, if you want to hurt yourself, go ahead. It's like, if you want to jack off, go ahead, just don't 'spoo' on a public bus or something . Do whatever you want to do. Just don't get it in somebody else's face.

Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.

Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

Brown shoes don't make it.

People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.