In every language, the first word after "Mama!" that every kid learns to say is "Mine!" A system that doesn't allow ownership, that doesn't allow you to say "Mine!" when you grow up, has - to put in mildly - a fatal design flaw.

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.

I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right.

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.