Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in it who believe a variety of different things.

They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.