Don't eat the yellow snow.

Well Mike, I'm abnormal.

When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.

Bobby Martin has another project. He's building a house. He's out there at 6 o'clock in the morning hammering nails.

Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.

Of course it's contrived, but once you know how its contrived, you can understand the editorial viewpoint. CNN, for example, when you see where they're really coming from, you can subtract their bias, and get some sort of facts. Sometimes the amount of bias that is imposed in these things is so laughable that it gives you an extra layer of entertainment.