Don't eat the yellow snow.

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?

The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.

Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple; you're going to be as smart as God." We can't have that.

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.