I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Ram it up your poop chute.

. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.

These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.