The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.