I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.

I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.

There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.

Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.

You're baloney without the mayo.