I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.
Jazz is the music of unemployment.
Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.
Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?
Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.
Tighten my headband for an extra rush.