The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they ownโ โStupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does notโ โMy best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you canโ โIt would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidityโ โCommunism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
Frank ZappaWithout music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
Frank ZappaMy theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen.
Frank Zappa