I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.

In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

Of course it's contrived, but once you know how its contrived, you can understand the editorial viewpoint. CNN, for example, when you see where they're really coming from, you can subtract their bias, and get some sort of facts. Sometimes the amount of bias that is imposed in these things is so laughable that it gives you an extra layer of entertainment.

The Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. The more your musical experience, the easier it is to define for yourself what you like and what you don't like. American radio listeners, raised on a diet of _____ (fill in the blank), have experienced a musical universe so small they cannot begin to know what they like.

who are the brain police?

Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life.