He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money.

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.