On a personal level, Freaking Out is a process whereby an individual casts off outmoded and restricting standards of thinking, dress, and social etiquette in order to express creatively his relationship to his immediate environment and the social structure as a whole.

Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.

People call me for interviews on censorship type topics all the time, like that Gannette interview.I don't hold myself out to be an authority on it, but the reason they call me is that they know that I'll at least open my mouth, and give an opinion, whereas other people will play it safe, and won't say anything, because they don't want to offend anybody.

I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.