There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an 'inconvenience.' We have opted instead for an authoritarian system disguised as a Democracy. We pay through the nose for an enormous joke-of-a-government, let it push us around, and then wonder how all those assholes got in there.

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destinies; people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy, government exists because (and only so long as) individual citizens give it a temporary license to exist, in exchange for a promise that it will behave itself. In a democracy, you own the government. It doesn't own you.

Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.

I want a girl that can swallow my pride.