There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.

All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.

The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.

Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.