Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.

The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.

On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there's no way you're gonna find out what it means.

Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.

Information doesn't kill you.