Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.

The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.

. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.

I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.

There is no hell, there's only France

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own” “Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not” “My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can” “It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity” “Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Well Mike, I'm abnormal.