You can't escape the puking sphinx.

Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.

The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole.

The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based on things certain Christians do not like. What if the next bunch of Washington wives demands a large yellow J on all material written or performed by Jews, in order to save helpless children from exposure to concealed Zionist doctrine?

Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.