Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.
People are just waiting around to get certified.
The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.