The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.

To me absurdity is the only reality

I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.

On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low.

Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.