It's fairly obvious, since Richard Nixon, that there is no such thing as a fair deal for any voter in the United States -- You're just not gonna get it. It's a joke -- the people that you vote for, they're the next best thing to criminals. But of course they have money for advertising campaigns that make them look a little bit better than they actually are.

I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.

Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.

The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

You can't escape the puking sphinx.

This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.