You're baloney without the mayo.

Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

I don't expect that Albert Gore is going to become president, and I certainly hope we never see Tipper Gore in the White House. Can you imagine Tipper saying, "Just say no"?

He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin.

People are just waiting around to get certified.