You're baloney without the mayo.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

In your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world.

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

Ram it up your poop chute.

Of course it's contrived, but once you know how its contrived, you can understand the editorial viewpoint. CNN, for example, when you see where they're really coming from, you can subtract their bias, and get some sort of facts. Sometimes the amount of bias that is imposed in these things is so laughable that it gives you an extra layer of entertainment.