You're baloney without the mayo.

Actually, I don't get to do it (watch 5 or so news shows) every day, but I manage to do it at least 5 times a week. And the rest of the time I'm doing interviews. I do an amazing amount of interviews.

Jazz is the music of unemployment.

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.

Nothing I've ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?