You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.