You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.

The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.

Bobby Martin has another project. He's building a house. He's out there at 6 o'clock in the morning hammering nails.

My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.

Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.