You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

Jazz is the music of unemployment.

King of kings, that must be Elvis.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.

The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on.