Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Never bend over for a Christian.

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.

There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.

Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.