I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.

This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.

I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it's much better musically than much of what's available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?