I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.

This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.

Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple; you're going to be as smart as God." We can't have that.

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.

Here's the way the licensing works ... If you write a song, nobody can record your song before you do without your permission. But, once the song is recorded, they can get what's called a 'compulsory license', and they can record the tune, but they have to pay you royalties.

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?