When someone tells me that 'the Almighty told me to do this', I want to see the transcript.

Kids esteem themselves when they have accomplished something worth esteeming.

When someone tells me that 'the Almighty told me to do this', I want to see the transcript.

Though the Floundering Fathers didn't intend it, we now see that representative government quickly turns into the dictatorship of the proletariat. If you doubt this, I congratulate you on not having a television.

Voting in particular is an embarrassment, being a public display of weak character and low intelligence. Let us face the truth: Democracy, like spitting in public or the Roman games, is the proper activity of the lower intellectual and moral classes. It amounts to collusion in one's own suckering.

Those who wash regularly should not stoop to democracy.

Evolution writ large is the belief that a cloud of hydrogen will spontaneously invent extreme-ultraviolet lithography, perform Swan Lake, and write all the books in the British Museum.