Without men, civilization would last until the oil needed changing.

Those who wash regularly should not stoop to democracy.

Wars are the hobbies of half-informed children who have somehow come into possession of the levers of power.

In fact, the gravest obstacle to the restoration of civilization in North America is universal suffrage. Letting everybody vote makes no sense. Obviously they are no good at it. The whole idea smacks of the fumble-witted idealism of a high-school Marxist society.

When someone tells me that 'the Almighty told me to do this', I want to see the transcript.

Evolution writ large is the belief that a cloud of hydrogen will spontaneously invent extreme-ultraviolet lithography, perform Swan Lake, and write all the books in the British Museum.

Kids esteem themselves when they have accomplished something worth esteeming.