I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.

They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

Every shot makes someone happy.

I hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.