Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.
Every shot makes someone happy.
Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.
I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.
Because you pray after you play.
I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.