Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

I'm not a great player, but I'm a damn good one.

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.

It's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well.

Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.

Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.

Every shot makes someone happy.