Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

There's a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride.

You would think that Freddy Couples-Nick Price would be the team to beat, but I'll tell you in skins, it's a matter of just hitting it at the right time.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.

I'm not a great player, but I'm a damn good one.