Every golfer has a little monster in him. It's just that type of sport.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

I realize I'm not a machine. I'm going to make mistakes.

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when he gets in here? You pat him on the back and say congratulations and enjoy it and tell him not serve fried chicken next year. Got it? [...] Or collard greens or whatever the hell they serve.