I realize I'm not a machine. I'm going to make mistakes.

What the hell, I paid my dues.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

I hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.

If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.