I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.

I'm never home. I miss birthdays. I miss holidays. I miss anniversaries. I miss special moments. I'm not always there for important times, because I'm out on the road trying to make people laugh. I give up my privacy. I give up the ability to walk somewhere and relax.

I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it.

I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I'm never home.

The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.

Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.

I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.