I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.

Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds.

Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in front of people after doing that for a whole year.

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.