I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.

Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating most of it.

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

In the beginning, when I was doing my shows, I was incorporating a lot of Spanish, just trying to be a Latino comic instead of just a comic. Now I try to make the show as broad as possible... I don't want to alienate people. I want to make it so everybody can follow along and everybody can relate.

I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.