I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.

It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive and I'm living and I'm experiencing different things every day, the show will always change.

I remember seeing Eddie Murphy RAW and seeing people laughing and having a good time and that was the same response I was getting so I thought I was on to something.

For me, the hardest thing was dropping the whole Latino comic title.

If you put your personal stories out there people always connect.