For me, the hardest thing was dropping the whole Latino comic title.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.

I just know you can not be on top forever. There's always going to be the next guy, and if I'm going to go down, I'd like to know I helped the next guy take my spot. You can't prevent the inevitable, but you can join the ship.

The best advice bro: is think big, as big as you can possibly think, and shoot for that. The bigger you aim for, the bigger you're going to be. Set the standards for yourself as high as you possibly can and also surround yourself with people who have the same visions you have.

I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.

Anyone who's seen my specials knows I don't put out the same stuff twice.