For me, the hardest thing was dropping the whole Latino comic title.

I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate.

The first time I got on stage I was 10 years old and I did impressions. I did cartoon characters and I really got the bug for this life when I saw that people were laughing and saw the attention I was getting.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.

By the end of the semester [in the high school] I was the only one up in front of the class everyday. Actually I could have passed the class four times over because every time you got in front of the class you got extra credit.That was the only class I got an A in and it was the funniest report card because it read Speech - A but everything else was just D, D, D, D.