You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

I just recently crossed over into Europe. They're showing my special Hot and Fluffy in Europe and selling the DVD there too. And they're doing the same thing in Australia and Canada. And I think the biggest part was I did the special in a predominantly Latino area, but I kept the show mainstream and across the board.

My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

With this show [Stand-Up Revolution ], I loved the idea that I would be picking the talent that goes on, not the network. It was me handpicking people who might not have gotten the chance to be on TV. So, I thought it was real cool that I was putting people up there.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'