You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

I go on the road all the time, but I'm only performing for two hours a night, and then I'll do a meet-and-greet, and then I'll get a bite to eat, get drunk, pass out, wake up the next day, sleeping the next day, sleeping off the hangover, and then I'm in the next city.

If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.

You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.

TV show's really quick. You're in, you're out. A film usually takes a lot longer. However, a voiceover is very much like TV in the sense that it's really quick. For example, I did the movie Planes in one day.