I eat a lot of junk food, because that's what's usually available at 1:00am when I'm all done working.

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

I bought a Hummer before I bought a house, and then I bought a house. Every year, everything doubled. The work was doubling. The money was doubling. The popularity was doubling.

There's nowhere in the country that I can't go or won't go. I think it's because I've worked on making my show where everyone can understand it, everyone can relate to it, and no one feels like I'm alienating them.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

At the time, it was a really funny joke [Fluffy] and I went back and forth with going against the joke or embrace it. I decided to embrace it and now we're talking about it, so it was a good call.

When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.