I go on the road all the time, but I'm only performing for two hours a night, and then I'll do a meet-and-greet, and then I'll get a bite to eat, get drunk, pass out, wake up the next day, sleeping the next day, sleeping off the hangover, and then I'm in the next city.

I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.

Once I started doing specials I always incorporated "Fluffy" into it. But with Stand-Up Revolution, I left it out because I want it to be different for people. I'm there, yes, but it's something different.

I was very dirty; I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the act I had when I first started.

Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically let people dictate what jokes I'm going to do.