I go on the road all the time, but I'm only performing for two hours a night, and then I'll do a meet-and-greet, and then I'll get a bite to eat, get drunk, pass out, wake up the next day, sleeping the next day, sleeping off the hangover, and then I'm in the next city.

When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.

I was not the popular kid in school.

I started talking about things that everybody could relate to. And that's not to say I deserted my roots, I just found a way to talk about things in a broad way.

I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.