With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?
You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They're just blown up Mexicans!
Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?
People see a big dude and they hear that high pitched voice or "Eglasias with an 'I'" and love it because they can relate and go "I know that person!".
The girl voice is always going to kill because they don't expect it.
By putting myself out there the way I've been doing people see me as a real person. Even though I do character voices and funny noises the stories are still real and I put them all out there.