As far as "uncut" I think we all know that you guys cut up the special. Originally it was going to be 2 hours plus and it got chopped down so I said "we can't use those words because it's not going to represent me right".

My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.

Honestly, I really don't like acting. I don't enjoy it. What I do like is going to a movie theatre and seeing my face on a poster. I like seeing my name on a poster. That is cool.

In the beginning, when I was doing my shows, I was incorporating a lot of Spanish, just trying to be a Latino comic instead of just a comic. Now I try to make the show as broad as possible... I don't want to alienate people. I want to make it so everybody can follow along and everybody can relate.

That was the challenge. How can you tell the story here and make sure it goes the same way on the other side of the world?

Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.

I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.