I have died and gone to the land of bad novels.

There are words to describe her, my dear, but one does not repeat them in polite company.

The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.

Steampunk is...the love child of Hot Topic and a BBC costume drama

Stop playing verbal games with me, madam, or I shall go out into that ballroom, find your mother, and bring her here

My Hallway" remarked Lord Akeldama,"Has never seen such lively action. And That, my sugarplums, is saying something!

And I find perfect beauty excessively boring, don't you?