Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way around. God writes a lot of comedy, its just that he has so many bad actors.

No matter what time of year I come here, people always say the same thing: Its not usually like this.

Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kids under surveillance: it might frighten you. Parents should sit tall in the saddle and look upon their troops with a noble and benevolent and extremely nearsighted gaze.

...opening up a newspaper is the key to looking classy and smart. Never mind the bronze-plated stuff about the role of the press in a democracy - a newspaper, kiddo, is about Style.

Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesnt kill you...and to love one woman for the rest of your life.

Scripture doesn't promise that God will remove temptation, only that you'll be given strength to withstand it.

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.