Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

I have taken so many wrong turns and been so careless with precious things and managed to lose, or break, or leave out in the rain so much that I loved.

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

This is Democratic bedrock: we don't let people lie in the ditch and drive past and pretend not to see them dying. Here on the frozen tundra of Minnesota, if your neighbor's car won't start, you put on your parka and get the jumper cables out and deliver the Sacred Spark that starts their car. Everybody knows this. The logical extension of this spirit is social welfare and the myriad government programs with long dry names all very uninteresting to you until you suddenly need one.

A compassionate conservative is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last 'make a wish'.

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?

God plays a lot of jokes on us to get our attention.