When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word.

I don't want them to be told to remember me.

America of the future will be all malls connected by interstates. All because your parents no longer can their own tomatoes.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.

Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it.

Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.