When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word.

I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense.

Nothing that readers say or do strikes me as a nuisance. Anyone who cracks open a book of mine is, to me, a gem.

Years ago, manhood was an opportunity for achievement, and now it is a problem to be overcome.

America of the future will be all malls connected by interstates. All because your parents no longer can their own tomatoes.

I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.